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WANTED: Your Smoking Hot Roommate
The words that keep running through my mind this morning are, “Oh, my God . . . .Oh, my God. . . . OH, MY GOD!” Again and again this simple I-can’t-believe-I-got-fucked-like-I-did mantra seeps into my...
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Grin and Bare it All
Yeah, sure, it seems like the real deal. Here he is telling me all of the racing thoughts going through his head the last time he ducked out on me: God, damn! I just want to go back and fuck her...
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Confessions of an Ex-Stripper
Playing to every man’s fantasy wasn’t exactly a dream of mine, but now that I’ve done it, I’m glad I did. Dancing topless for a group of guys with perma-grins and wads of one dollar bills (or even...
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Hot Damn!
Have you ever experienced uttering something out loud that should clearly be kept strictly in your head? What about reflexively taking in your breath after seeing something startlingly beautiful? I...
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My Sexual “To Do” List: Day 5 of Truth
The Mile High Club–Beats First Class Back when I started Off Go the Panties: Sexy, Single, and No Strings Attached, I wrote a post guiding readers on how to make a fucket list. That “how-to” piece...
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A Little Boob for the Monday Blues
It could have been a bad night. He was hung over. Tired. Cranky. I did put up more of a fight when I got there. He wanted me to go down on him right away. I wanted to chat, snuggle, warm-up a bit. He...
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Strip Tease at Home: Lessons from an Old-School Stripper
What do you picture when you see the words: Cherokee, Jasmine, Hope, and Sierra? Does your mind’s eye take you to an exotic locale out west? Are the images vast, picturesque, and pristine? Well, I...
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The Only Game in Town: Women Who Use Craigslist for Sex
Hey, sexy! Thank you for responding to my Craigslist casual encounter ad. The post has been flagged and removed, so here’s a copy of the original ad: Will You Whet My Appetite? Would love to meet a man...
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It’s Friday Boob Day: Time to Set a Boobie Trap?
Diving right in seems to be the best solution. It’s when I have time to think about it that I get into trouble. Take last night, for instance. I met two men for our initial meet-n-greet after I...
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TMI Tuesday: Mad-Libs for Adults
This week sex bloggers from across the globe will get a chance to fill-in the blanks and try our hand at some clichéd poetry. How can we resist? Here’s how: 1. If my sex life were a film, it would be...
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Villainous Effect
As he sat perched on the side of the Jacuzzi naked and rock hard, I thought to myself: Damn girl, you really are Iago! His petite, brunette date expertly took him in her mouth, working his ten-incher...
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You’re Really Pretty, but . . . .
What? No Fat Chicks? “. . . have you ever thought about taking up mountain biking?” His sloppy demeanor clued me in that here was a man who used alcohol to explain away his lack of filters. “I lost...
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The “Girls” of Summer: Friday Boob Day
When I was a young girl, I visited my maternal grandmother every summer. We drew pictures with chalk on her asphalt driveway; I made forts in her small, slanted attic rooms; and we listened to the...
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Happy Friday Boob Day: For Blue Eyes
The first time I met Blue Eyes I was standing in line for my coffee, and I heard a deep, rich voice behind me. Before turning around to confirm my suspicions, I lifted up a little prayer willing it to...
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Making the Cut
I blame it on the full moon—I’m horny as hell, and I’m going to do something about it. I posted an advertisement on Craigslist that read: Lustful Lady Seeks Sexy FWB Available most mornings /...
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Beer and Nuts: Making the Cut Part 2
Deciding between taking a shower or being excessively late for my date left me perplexed. My clients had put me behind by over a half an hour, but the need to address some pretty pungent body odor...
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Cougar Lust: Friday Boob Day
The vast majority of the emails I receive from readers ask me for advice. I’m more than happy to oblige when I believe I have something helpful to offer them. About a week ago I got a new kind of...
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The Curious Good Girl
“You don’t post on the Craigslist casual encounters, though, do you?” my darling blonde friend who asked this question could best be described as incredulous. “I mean, that’s pretty slutty . . . .”...
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Pin-up Boys: Twelve Months of Men
Off Go the Panties originated just over a year ago after a potential suitor Googled me, read my PG-13 blog, and decided that I was too overtly sexual for him. Bless his heart. Down came my old posts...
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Spank Bank
When we meet at the faux Caribbean bar in the even faker Mirage Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip, I have not planned on getting laid that night. The twenty-two year old cowboy from Mexico is in town for...
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