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Cougar Lust: Friday Boob Day

The vast majority of the emails I receive from readers ask me for advice.  I’m more than happy to oblige when I believe I have something helpful to offer them.  About a week ago I got a new kind of...

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The Curious Good Girl

“You don’t post on the Craigslist casual encounters, though, do you?” my darling blonde friend who asked this question could best be described as incredulous.  “I mean, that’s pretty slutty . . . .”...

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Pin-up Boys: Twelve Months of Men

Off Go the Panties originated just over a year ago after a potential suitor Googled me, read my PG-13 blog, and decided that I was too overtly sexual for him.  Bless his heart.  Down came my old posts...

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Spank Bank

When we meet at the faux Caribbean bar in the even faker Mirage Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip, I have not planned on getting laid that night.  The twenty-two year old cowboy from Mexico is in town for...

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My First Major League Baseball Fuck

There are three things I hate about football season.  The first is that once football starts, summer is pretty much over.  The second is that I have to go back to work (I’m an English professor).  The...

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Top Ten Quotes by Iconic Sluts

Iconic sluts go way back.  They vary in many ways—but one thing holds true: they own who they are and make no apologies for it.  I have my favorites, and here they are (in no particular order) linked...

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The Dating Game: It’s Friday Boob Day

While I like exposing my breasts here and on A Dissolute Life Means, there’s something about posting a boob-flashing advertisement on the Casual Encounters of Craigslist that really gets my blood...

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[F]ucking a Handso[m]e Stranger from Craigslist

Not quite him–my lover is taller I had a lovely encounter this afternoon with a semi-stranger.  We met months ago and had a grand time fucking on my little, double bed. This is the first time we’ve...

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Shave, Pluck, Wax, or Stay Bushy: My Response to Bushwhack

It was a cold, Iowa night and I was snuggled up with my favorite teenage lover in his bunk bed at his fraternity house.  We were making out and fucking and carrying on as quietly as we could because...

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Panty Parade’s Boob Flashing Advice for Beginners: Serious Selfies for the...

If you’re too shy to take a dirty little picture with your camera phone and share it with a favorite lover or friend, then this article is not for you.  If you’re extremely self-conscious about your...

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